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- Full Moon #79, June 6, 2001
- Hare: Duh!
DUH!'s "Get A Clue" Full Moon Hash
STATE COLLEGE, PA--Fresh off of the Pittsburgh 900th weekend and RaidR's
recovery hash on Monday, the Nittany Valley Full Moon Hash House Harriers
met for their 79th run at Zeno's in downtown State College. Duh! was ready
to lay a trail that would have confounded and confused even the most
experienced hasher. After the customary pre-trail binge, Duh! gave her
chalk talk, but this trail was to be done with a different twist. She
passed out a clue to the pack and explained that that each beer check
location would need to be figured out from the clues given to the first
hasher to arrive at each new check. The first clue (If your married to
Slow, you might be at ..?..), led me to believe that we would have to run
all the way towards the Nittany mall to Buchenhorst Drive, but then someone
reminded me that Chumlee's favorite bar in State College is the Handlebar.
So we headed up the back stairs at Zeno's and went to Chumley's bar next
door. I was first, so I got the next clue. We didn't stay long, because
they didn't have pitchers (only catchers!). The next clue said that we
should go to Players for the 18 and over dance party and try to win U2
tickets. I was primed up for some new young pre-frosh co-eds gyrating
their tight asses into other young girls, but then I remembered that we had
DO Beaver, Duh, and Fart to do all those things for us! So we went to the
Phryst instead. We drank beer and then read the next clue. "If you want
to see waitresses with big tits in tight orange shorts, go to Hooters,
otherwise go to the Rathskellar." Since John Henry's has been put out of
business by Hooter's speculators, we drank briefly at the Skellar. The
final clue pointed us to NF party hound Phatty Matty and his beer pong
table. We drank someone else's beer, played pong, did ceremonies and
danced naked around the fire.
Shit hash,
Pork Screw